Best working conditions EVER

I started a new job today. So far, I have:

• a phone, but no connection (not even a signal),
• a computer, but the network containing all the files I’m supposed to review went down,
• no name tag on my cubicle,
• no email (actually, no computer/user account, hence no email or links to an online directory)

Basically, when you think about it, I cannot be:

• found,
• contacted unless face to face, or
• requested to update any documents

Yee haw! I hope this keeps up.